The GNOME!!!!!

I opened my bag and was horrified that the gnome was gone! I knew I had remembered the gnome. It is so helpful. It cleans everything and pays the food bill. I got the gnome from my neighbor. Every day I would walk by those unmoving eyes. It was beckoning me begging me to get it. I resisted, but one day I cracked. I ran and grabbed it the gnome. I had to leave, the owner would be mad. I booked the first flight to, I don’t know where, and shoved the gnome in my bag and drove to the airport. I got on the plane and flew to where ever. When I got there I got off and went to a hotel. I opened my pack and it was gone…